I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Randomize
