Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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