It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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