I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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