It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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