He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think my moral compass just broke
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