Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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