420 ftw
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
