is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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