tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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