You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He did a backflip because drugs
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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