last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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