it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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