I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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