its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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