he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
be right there i have to get my cape
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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