No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Dick very happy bro
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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