Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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