no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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