So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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