Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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