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(702): View more from Nevada

grinding to god bless the USA? really?

(860): View more from Connecticut

shut up

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska

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(519): View more from Ontario

I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Nah. I did too.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed

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(816): View more from Missouri

It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again

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