Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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