The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
try to milk me bitch
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