question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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