yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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