doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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