i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
worst night to have a conscience
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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