don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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