it was like his penis was on wheels.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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