why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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