This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
