Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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