cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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