If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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