Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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