I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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