you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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