she kept yelling 'call me bella'
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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