so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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