You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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