Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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