it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Everyone says I win the strip club
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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