Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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