i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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