Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
tell me about the fingering
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