Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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