I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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