thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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