you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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