do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
