My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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