You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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