you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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