I heard we made out
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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