Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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