Do you still have your period?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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