Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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